I feel a bit like a hooker with super short shorts and these wedges on. Oh well, it's not like I'm going anywhere today. The weather has cooled down significantly since I got dressed--I was sweaty and smelly sitting out on my porch, now there's a nice breeze going. I could probably be wearing jeans! I'm sure you really care about my pre-shower circumstances. This whole not having a real internet connection at my apartment thing is killing me! For some strange reason, stolen connections are not terribly reliable!